A FWD a friend of mine sent me about nift

1. Some Basic definitions...NIFT

NIFT:Place where you're punished for having creativity.

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)

Professor : Perso! n paid to put NIFT students to sleep.

External Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes from industry with unusual and pathetic stories of himself.

Garment construction: three hrs in which you watch the girls do your assignment, and usually destroy a considerable no. of needles.

Hopeless Garment construction: The assignment in which you try to make a garment for your personal needs and accidentally it become a style from Versace.

2. The Truth about exams....

Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.

Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...

3. An NIFTian's 10 commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt all were born with brain untill some decide to drop it and join NIFT.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy assignment only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 50 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

NIFT Anthem:
OOHHH NIFT CAMPUS KE TAALE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>censored<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Top two nift Rumors:
'Did you hear that there is class at 5:30pm by guest faculty'
'Did you hear,class is canceled and we had to do research on our assignment in library'


NIFTIAN at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for niftian:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

. Feeling after Completing nift:
Survived NIFT!!!!!!!!!!!