Have u felt like laughing loud.....!!!

Have you ever felt….. that when your mom makes Non veg at home, that all the other food Dal, allo etc.. Anything else… ( this typically happens in Kashmiri families) becomes a side artist in the performance and the focus is only on the main hero the muthz.. the rogan josh, the kaliya and so on and so forth.

Have you ever felt…… that more than a solution for population, having less poverty, and giving free education….Indians need free deodorants? This feeling reaction is triggered in the following conditions…
** filled up Mumbai trains where every time the wind blows you can smell a mish mash of gajra, dried fish, vapa pao masala and fresh Bo.
** a taxi where then the passengers have to stare outside the windows.... like pet dogs, who have just been let our for the first time in months and getting their share of fresh air after ages… saving their noses from the scum of the Indian BO.

Have you ever felt…… really irritated when u have dipped your biscuit in hot tea and only half of it comes out and the rest gets left at bottom of the cup- all gooey!!
There are some important factors governing this reaction
1. The temperature of the tea.
2. The time for which the biscuit is dipped in the tea
3. The amount of the biscuit dipped in the tea should not be more than 50% ever.
4. Reacting fast after dipping the biscuit and then putting it in your mouth.